Eli has taken to planning our days. He will come in our bedroom in the morning and say, “I am going to have a waffle and I will blow on it and eat it and watch a show!” When I come home from work, he tells me, “Dad, after you eat we will play Tasty Planet and then we will play marble tower. Tasty Planet and marble tower make me so happy!” The only thing that ever derails his plans is when he rebels and gets sent to his couch.
Whoa, wait. He rebels. He’s evolving. He has a plan.
He’s a cylon!
So, is it you or Misty who’s the final Cylon of the final five?
It’s pretty clearly Misty. I know I’m not a Cylon!
So you say, but how do you feel about “All Along the Watchtower?”
This is only more proof that I am a Cylon because that is my favorite song.
I’m fond of the song, but not that scary-ass arrangement they used in the show.
Yeah, but there’s only the one–no copies. So I think you’re probably safe.