so i just woke up from my nap a little while ago and dadadada was home, someone lied to me because clearly he did not go anywhere, maybe he hid in a closet.

i have discovered that pirates scare people. i started making the pirate noise last week and mr got so frightened and that was fun. and now dadadada is scared by the pirate noise. if i had a hook to go with that pirate noise, look out./

so mr and pr are gone and mamamama and dadadada are back so that means i can get to the computer again because mr and pr watch me like a hawk or i guess two hawks but mamamama and dadadada are not that observant. they are too new at this i guess.

anyway i had a great week with mr and pr, i got new sandals and pr and mr did all this yard work that dadadada is too lazy to do and you know what that means, more mulch for me to eat. there was like all this mulch everywhere and it was chewy. and they played with me and fed me and bathed me and it was great.

so dadadada and mamamama came back from new york which is like huntsville only there are trains that go underground and i got this lousy t-shirt, it didn’t even say ‘all i got was this lousy t-shirt’ so it is even more lousy than normal. they had pictures and stuff but those are boring, who wants to look at big buildings.7 and art.7 mamamama was all excited about this modern art and i am all pff, i could paint that and i am still very young.

but now mr and pr are gone, and that is sad, mamamama and dadadada keep having to do things other than entertain me. and dadadada is going again tomorrow i heard, which is no fun especially because mamamama gets all grouchy when dadadada is gone.

mr and pr come back./

so mamamama and dadadada have gone on vacation and mr and pr have come to keep me and that is cool. i have gotten to play in the garden and i got new sandals and today we went to church and that was fun. but they are watching me much more closely than mamamama and dadadada do so i have not had as much of a chance to get to the computer so i will have to tell you about my week when they are gone and i can get to a computer more easily.

so i went to school yesterday and that was okay, i was tired enough i ended up napping there which i normally do not do because there is too much to do to waste time lying down but there was this time change and everything so there you go. anyway dadadada picked me up from school instead of mamamama which surprised me but it turned out she had gone to this eye doctor and he had found a problem which he wanted to fix by shooting a laser into her eye. her eye was kinda red and teary afterwards.

this whole laser thing sounds dangerous and painful to me to tell the truth. i do not think i would like lasers.

i had more graceful problems yesterday as i tripped on my blanket while getting ready for church and started bleeding again some, that hurt a lot, and then in the nursery i was going to be sneaky and sneak up on mamamama and grab her but she turned and i fell and hit my cheek on a shelf and now i have a bruise there. i do not know why i am having so much trouble walking, it was really easy before.

we were playing outside this afternoon and dadadada was pushing me in my cart, it was fun, but he stopped so i started crawling out of it only it scooted back and i fell down on my face. okay maybe i could have used a nap, then i would have been more graceful but whatever. and it hurt a lot and my mouth was bleeding and dadadada rushed me to mamamama who took me inside and hit my head on the door as i went in and that hurt more.

then they were all poking at my lips trying to see inside my mouth but it wasn’t bleeding any more, i could have told them that. i was a big boy and i did not cry at all after my nap, i might have cried some before.

i am not mad at mamamama and dadadada though, they can’t help it, they are a little stupid.

mamamama and dadadada have been teaching me to say please. it is not that easy because please sounds like keys and cheese and it is annoying to say please to something and end up with a bunch of clanky metal, so it is good that they are teaching me how to say it with my hands. you make a fist and rub it on your chest. there are other versions of it too, like if you are busy you just kind of brush your fist on your leg and if you ask for something and you do not get it that means you have not pleased enough so use both hands and move them up and down in front of your chest.

dadadadadadada’s home./

the weekend has been busy mainly because we had a party with a bunch of fans, they fed me and played blocks with me and let me read in their laps and then i went to bed and they went home.

today dadadada left and he isn’t supposed to be back for a while but mamamama had a recording of his voice that she played from the box that rings every once in a while and i have a picture of him and me that i got to drag around today.

i have invented a new game, it involves my plastic alphabet blocks and the bucket of babies. i put the blocks in the bucket and dadadada helps and then he dumps the blocks on me and i kick them and push them away and it is really funny.

okay i guess you had to have been there.