so i found out mamamama and dadadada took these pictures of me on friday during the egg hunt and here they are.

this is me and a basket i don’t think it is mine but that’s okay it had tasty eggs

here is mamamama giving me an egg.

this is before i knew that tasty stuff was inside the egg so i was tasting its outside and it tasted all plastic.

see some eggs have cheerios in them.

now it is late so i am going to sleep. tomorrow i will tell you about the big fish i saw.

i forgot to tell everyone about hunting eggs on friday, it was fun, mamamama and dadadada both came to playgroup and we wandered around will’s backyard and picked up eggs. i do not know what kind of backyard will has because everyone knows eggs are in the refrigerator and not the backyard but whatever.

mamamama would never let me take an egg from the refrigerator and now i know why, it is because they are full of snacks like crackers and fruit snacks. next time i am in our refrigerator i will grab an egg from the refrigerator and break it open to get to the tasty insides.

sunday it was nursery full of babies and what was even better is that mamamama and dadadada kept all of us. at one point dadadada was chasing me and one of my friends around and i liked that. then three of us piled into this inner tube like thing and we were all ‘baby pile./’ baby piles are fun.

i realized that my plan to rent myself out to single men is limiting my customer base and as any economist will tell you that is silly unless you are a dot com in which case here have a suitcase of cash. anyway i should be renting myself out to single women as well. imagine that there is this creepy guy at work who hits on you and will not take no for an answer, you rent me and we go to work and you swing me around and play with me next to his office or cube or whatever. he will think you have a kid and will run away from you. if he is too persistent and asks something like ‘i did not know you have a kid’ you can say ‘oh no this is not my kid but i love kids and cannot wait to have three or four of them with the man of my dreams, of course he will stay home with them, here do you want to hold him, his name is eli’ and you will hand me to him and i will smile and then spit up on him.

if that does not work i will also give him cold germs.

mamamama did not wear green today and today is saint patricks day and you are supposed to wear green. she did not and that made today not a lot of fun.

we went to get gas in our car and she pumped gas but then something broke and there was gas everywhere, she got in the car smelling of dinosaurs. then she wasn’t happy although she did play with me when we got back home so she could shower. then she made us go shopping and that was boring because she had not put me in green either so it wasn’t any fun. at least we got to go to a car place afterwards and there were cars to play with.

but mamamama was grumpy like i am sometimes grumpy but not often. and we did so much that i was all tired out.

dadadada wore green and had a good day. this proves my point which is like where i am supposed to say q e d that means ‘who watches the watchmen.’

since the money from the bounceTM is not yet pouring in i need another way to pay for college and i have come up with a plan to rent myself out to single guys as a way to pick up women.

i have seen how women flock around dadadada when he carries me. now imagine you are single and there are gorgeous women so you go by with me like in a bookstore or something and stop and play with me some. then i wander up to the woman you select and look adorable and maybe lift up my arms like i want to be picked up. you go to her and apologize, and start talking. ‘cute kid,’ she says, and you are all ‘yes but he is not mine i am keeping him for a while. he belongs to some friends of mine and i wanted them to have some time of their own so i volunteered to keep eli because that is his name.’ and she will be all swoon and then you are set.

i have not decided yet how much i should charge for this.

it was time for new user pictures because the old ones were so before i was a year old and these new ones are new.

mamamama and dadadada have a new game they play with me, they say ‘eli what does a pirate say’ and i say ‘arr’. although r’s are hard so it’s more like a hoarse ‘aaaahhhhhhh’ but that is pretty close and is very scary.

i just realized that amazon will pay you money for recommending their books so i totally should have signed up for that before i linked to them in a comment because that would provide me with some college money while i wait for the bounceTM to really take off.

why didn’t anyone tell me how great these books are.7 i mean i know mamamama and dadadada have been reading to me but like in the last week the books have been great. what is even better is that before i had to wait for the books to come to me but now i can go get a book and come back and sit in mamamama’s or dadadada’s lap and they will read to me and then i get another book and come back and they read that one to me. this is great./

i did not want people to think i had abandoned them because i have not posted recently. i have not posted because there has not been a lot going on although fan tim came over last night and gobbled my feet and that was fun. mainly i have been tired but not tired enough to nap just so you know.

i am back from atlanta and boy are my arms tired. because people swung me around that is. it was a lot of fun and i got to see new fans one of whom brought her own piano which was cool. and two of the fans had cats which are like toys that run around on their own. they are funny and have neat toys.

i was so busy getting ready for my trip that i forgot to tell you that i now know what i am going to be when i grow up. i am going to be a burglar or perhaps a confidence man. on wednesday we were at church having dinner and i was wandering around and there was mrs. brewer’s purse, she is married to our pastor, and her purse was open so i took her debit card and she didn’t even notice at first.

what i did discover is that one i need pockets to hide these things in and two unless i start stealing cash i need an accomplice to reach the card swipe thing at babies are us.