dadadadadadadadadadadada’s home./
pants blowout
so i have these pants that i got and they are sort of a brown color and have snaps on them. but the snaps at the bottom won’t stay snapped so i kept having pants blowouts. all of the snaps except the one at the very bottom around my ankles would come unsnapped and then i’m all like hello diaper./ this even happened at church so i don’t know if they will let me come back or not.
one of my fans is here. i think she is staying here because bg is going somewhere. i saw the suitcase. i won’t quite fit in the suitcase unless i get rid of all of bg’s clothes so i guess i will stay here with my fan.
good days
i have had a good couple of days even though i got a little cranky the other day because i did not sleep much although i still do not need naps. on tuesday night everyone came to see me and i got to stomp around and go bbbbbb. some of my fans walked me around the room and that was fun. today was playgroup. and it has been nice weather getting a little cooler. the best part of it getting cooler is now mj puts these chew toys on my feet. i mean they are really socks but the best part of socks is they are like chew toys i can carry around easily without my hands.
i hope everyone else’s days this week have been as good./
why are they unhappy.7
i think mj and bg are mad with me for some reason. they made me stay up late last night and then this morning when i woke up at my usual time bg stumbled in and he didn’t talk to me or sing me a morning song or anything. it was light outside and everything. i don’t know what i did to make them mad. i was even cute for everyone when they came over last night to see my in my dinosaur costume which you may remember from way back, except it is totally too hot to wear for long.
digging in the dirt
yesterday i watched bg dig a bunch of holes in our yard to plant things. it turns out our yard is like 3/4 rocks and 1/4 big rocks. bg kept pulling all of these rocks out of the holes. he got very tired and sweaty.
the trees were a lot of fun. i got to pet one. here is a picture of me petting one.
the leaves felt funny.
whoa
why didn’t anyone tell me you can like stick your tongue out and make noises with it./ this is the greatest discovery.
much better and these o’s are great
so i am much better no thanks to all of you people who did not seem to care if i had a fever or not so bleah on you.
anyway on to happier news. mj and bg give me these little o’s that i get to eat and they are totally baby caltrops, at least for me. you know how caltrops slow down people running.7 these o’s stop me in my tracks. like i can’t help eating them all and not doing anything else until they’re all gone. i know this is silly but i honestly can’t help myself.
do you think i am addicted.7
bad food and being sick
yesterday was not very good there at the end. for one thing bg has this jar of mixed vegetable stuff he keeps trying to feed me. he’s been feeding it to me for like three days. i make faces to let him know i don’t like it and eventually stop eating. but then next mealtime there it is again. tonight he was even doing this thing where he’d give me yummy bites of sweet potatoes and then sneak in a spoon full of mixed vegetables. so i blew some of them out at him.
mainly i was out of sorts because i was running a fever. i didn’t find this out until right after i went to bed. i woke up and was spitting up a bunch and then felt really bad so mj and bg took my temperature and it was a fever. but the fever is pretty much gone today and i feel a lot better thanks. the whole thing has left me pretty tired though.
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driving home
the drive home after all of that excitement wasn’t very exciting. i watched the land be flat flat corn flat corn flat corn corn hills oh look now we are in tennessee where there are tiny mountains. and that is the story of my trip to cillinoics.